Varric's Curious Question~Varric's most curious question~
While Varric, Fenris and Anders followed Hawke around Lowtown, Varric looked over to the elf.
"I have a very curious question for you, elf." He stated, making everyone in the group stop and look. Fenris sighed softly and shifted in irritation.
"I can already tell I'm not going to like this." He muttered. Varric smiled disarmingly but that didn't make Fenris any less uneasy.
"I've seen many women; human, elf and dwarf. All of them have short hair." The dwarf began. Fenris scowled in slight confusion.
"And?" He questioned. Varric smiled slyly.
"So why is it your dearest Guinevere is the only woman I've ever seen with long hair?" He asked. Fenris let out a sigh; he knew he wouldn't like the question.
"Yes, why is that?" Anders asked. Fenris growled lowly in aggravation.
"She told me that it gave plenty to grab at." He answered. The three stood in confusion and Varric was the first to get it.
"You sly bastard. No wonder you haven't told her to cut it yet!"