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The Death of Zelda

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On top of Death Mountain
All covered in blood

We found our poor Zelda
Face down in the mud

Axe in her stomache
Knife in her head

It was our conclusion
The princess was dead

:iconevilgrinplz: I thought I would share my undying hate for Zelda. I don't like how she's always getting captured and having poor Link risk his life just to save her sorry ass. She's a fracking Sage for Nayru's sake! She can save herself!

^~^ Flame me if you like! I did this to piss people off, honestly! :lmao:
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I like Zelda.

In Brawl.

But still. I like her fighting style so it counts.

I still hate her in the series.

I'm having an arguement with myself, sorry xD

I've read this and sung this like, ten times already